Wednesday 8 August 2007

笑話一則

日期:某星期日黃昏時分
地點:中環IFC Mall
人物:我 & Mr V﹠外藉老闆
話說V生人有三急, 我獨自在一門專門買玉石珠寶店的
櫥窗前品嚐剛買來的麵包及欣賞新潮玉器
(註:那店並不是那些名牌珠寶店)。
當Mr V回來時, 我 也剛好將麵包吃完, 
我只是好奇, 因為設計非常典雅, 我當然沒有買的意思
正推門入那珠寶店看看一隻白玉鑽石ring便發生以下的對話。 

Shopkeeper: You have just finished your sandwiches and 
your fingers made our door dirty!

我: Oh ! Sorry!! Can I have a look at the white diamond ring over there?

Shopkeeper: Do you know what you are looking at? 
You are buying jade, can you afford it? It costs HK$12,000
You know we have about 50-60 customers came in today and 
they wanted to see everything . 
At the end, nobody bought anything.

我: Can I have a look at the ring? (滴汗中!!)

Shopkeeper: I don't want to be mean. 
I am the boss of this shop and normally I am not here. 
I am here today just because I need to meet a VIP customer. (SO WHAT!!)

我: Hm. I tried it on after HE GAVE ME A WET TISSUE TO CLEAN MY HANDS!!! 
I said to him: " The ring is extreme beautiful but I think it fits more on a mature woman。I am just too young to handle it. Thank you! "

結果是當然沒有買, 這是什麽態度????
我們到過不少名店(也只是看看罷了), 
賣的東西比他的所謂珠寶貴好幾倍,
也未曾受過如此對侍!!

當然因為事出突然, 完全不知道怎样還擊, 
泠靜過後, 真的很後悔沒有跟他算賬, 一隻HK$12,000是不便宜, 
但也不是不可負擔, 真是過份!!!
當晚心情直插谷底!!

東涌。東昇樓酒家

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上星期五表姐請客我們一行六人駕車入東涌吃海鮮為何不到西貢或鯉魚門表姐夫說他們多做遊客生意價錢貴質素差。是的去西貢食海鮮一定唔好叫套餐佢哋會專揀唔新鮮的魚蝦蟹俾叫套餐的客人。我也曾經上當!
當晚海鮮非常新鮮多得精明的表姐夫和表姐到魚缸前精挑細選。
侍應先端來一窩熱騰騰的例湯接着是炒聖子再來煎大蝦碌油盬水蜆炸九肚魚生炒排骨,椒盬x尿蝦,蒜茸蒸比扇見還要大幾倍的東西(忘記了怎樣叫!) 還有蒸魚及炒通菜沒有上鏡。
食物質素*****好好味好新鮮價廉物美埋單大約七百多
環境***沒有特別像大排擋
衛生***偷看廚房一下有些破舊想保持胃口最不要看!
P.S.他捫巳放蚊香但夏天去最好帶備蚊怕水
雖然有點遠但都值得一試!
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